Shannon Sharpe...How dare you!

Dude, 'Dear white people"....? NO sir. Not at all.

So you're pissing on about the Cowboys coach using a watermelon as a prop/symbol to motivate his team. Race baiters like you look for racism in EVERYTHING. You're the racist.

How dare you go off, making accusations of racism, using a watermelon as your prop this time, saying essentially that watermelons are now racist in the presence of black people, but ONLY if there is a white person that purchased or provided said melon. Then, you address white people as: Dear white people". Aren't you the one stereotyping now? Aren't you the shill that is making this about racism?

Maybe you could sit down and type out all of the things that are not allowed anymore. I grew up eating watermelon with my Dad on the back porch. I never thought anything of it until now. We lived in a poor neighborhood, one that you might label as 'white trash'. We couldn't help it, my family was doing the best they could at that time. But to address me and my family as 'dear white people'...no sir.

You clearly don't like being stereotyped, as you just proved with your immature, race-baiting rant about some association with black people and watermelon. You don't like the stereotypes and thats fine.

But starting out your rant with 'dear white people' is doing exactly what you and your argument are claiming to be against in the first place. Double standard.

What if I penned a letter that started with: Dear black people..." based solely off of your rant about watermelon? You can't tell me that that wouldn't piss some people off. It would be a double standard if it did, but it would still anger some people. I wouldn't do that, of course, because I don't lump all black people into one single category, based on the actions of a few (or actions/words of one in this case). Unlike you, I'm not stereotyping all black people into a single group. But you, you seem to think its ok for you to address ALL white people as: 'dear white people' all because you are a race hustler and are clearly needing another 15 minutes of fame. And as an athlete, I'm certain you know all too well how to steal plays from another team's playbook if it will benefit your team. It's called competition and its a good thing.

But stealing this type of play out of the Sharpto-Jacksonian Book of Race Hustlin' Scams is just...well, overplayed.

And now, congrats, you've just been nominated to the Golden Race-baiting Hall of Fame which include the likes of Sharpton, Jackson and most of the city councils that represent leftist run cities across America. You will be honored for your intellectual laziness, inability to look beyond yourself, your inability to look within yourself and your ability to view everything as a race issue. You will be adorned in some type of culturally appropriated attire so commonly seen here in the U.S. and you will clearly not know what people and tribe it will be stolen from, because, well, it doesn't matter to you. You will also be awarded your Lifetime Victimhood Card (LVC), made from gold and adorned with diamonds, taken from West African mines...you know, the ones where slaves still work under tortuous conditions for a pittance so that you can have your multi-carat diamond ear rings and gigantic, gaudy gold chains. You can simply flash this LVC any time you're feeling too lazy or unprepared to defend your opinions with data. Another perk of the LVC is that you can also commit certain crimes and get away with most of it. Just make sure you show your LVC to the police immediately before you try to avoid arrest, but after you have committed said crime.

This is a lifetime card, it doesn't technically expire. However, the card is more effective if you use it periodically. We have no doubt that you will not allow this card to collect dust.

We have had to re-create Mr. Sharpton and Mr. Jackson's card out of titanium taken from military aircraft. They use their cards so often that other metals couldn't withstand the heat. We are now looking into extraterrestrial alloys found in meteorites and extracted at Area-51. These new alloys can withstand even higher temperatures and can tolerate insane abuse. As well, the LVC is TSA approved and works well in Canada and some parts of Europe.

However, we issue a strong warning about attempting to use your LVC anywhere in Africa. I know it will be tempting and is certainly confusing as to why such a prestigious card doesn't work in Africa. Remember, the fact that you don't know this is exactly why you have been awarded with this card in the first place. Just trust us on this.

And this is why you're not taken seriously. Be you're own agent of change. Stop blaming everything else around you for your issues and those of the community you claim to support and defend.

So dear Mr. Sharpe, or is it Sharpe-ton, please do not address entire groups of people, as if everyone is the same, but then expect you and your community to be held to a different standard and pretend like YOU are the only one that belongs to a diverse group/demographic.

And while the nation laughs at you, I'm going to continue to consume the foods that I enjoy, in the presence of my friends, of all colors, regardless of your racist intent to associate EVERYTHING as some type of racial injustice problem. Those comments make you look like an ignorant fool. Come on dude, seriously?